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Dan Sully
2006-04-01, 10:18
Slim Devices is pleased to announce the immediate availablity of K.R.O.N.O.S., the whole house temporal tracking system system!

More information can be found in the press release:

http://www.slimdevices.com/au_press_kronos.html

Order now! Operators are standing by!

- The Slim Devices Team

TCM
2006-04-01, 10:30
Slim Devices is pleased to announce the immediate availablity of K.R.O.N.O.S., the whole house temporal tracking system system!

More information can be found in the press release:

http://www.slimdevices.com/au_press_kronos.html

Order now! Operators are standing by!

- The Slim Devices Team

nice one! :-D :-D :-D

Kyle
2006-04-01, 10:35
Does this have something to do with the reclocking issues being discussed here?

MrC
2006-04-01, 10:37
Sign me up for 6!

Mark Lanctot
2006-04-01, 10:38
Awesome! I'm ordering two - one for each wrist! Maybe I'll mod it so it can be strapped to my legs or even my chest.

BTW that factory technician Wang seems to be involved in all of Slim's cutting-edge projects - here is is with the Slim Devices Dorku (TM) Tubular Music Player: http://www.slimdevices.com/images/tech.jpg

ezkcdude
2006-04-01, 10:42
DISCLAIMER: The terms "exactly", "soon" and "minutes" are subject to change at any time.

Gotta love it.

Michaelwagner
2006-04-01, 10:48
At 2 pounds, it should keep the wearer in shape.

Now Mark doesn't have to figure out why his exercise bicycle is creating EMF - he will get all the exercise he needs just swinging his wrists.

Mark Lanctot
2006-04-01, 10:52
Now Mark doesn't have to figure out why his exercise bicycle is creating EMF - he will get all the exercise he needs just swinging his wrists.

BONUS! I'll wear one on each wrist, one on each ankle and one on each thigh.

I'll be in shape and I'll know what time it is.

Jacob Potter
2006-04-01, 11:17
On 4/1/06, Mark Lanctot
<Mark.Lanctot.25ljgn1143913201 (AT) no-mx (DOT) forums.slimdevices.com> wrote:
> BTW that factory technician Wang seems to be involved in all of Slim's
> cutting-edge projects - here is is with the Slim Devices Dorku (TM)
> Tubular Music Player: http://www.slimdevices.com/images/tech.jpg

Looks like he's been promoted to "senior factory technician" since then, too.

rudholm
2006-04-01, 11:47
Wow, it all seemed so plausible, except for those INSANE PRICES!! OMG, how could *anyone* sell anything for those prices??

Oh wait, it's way more expensive, so it *must* be better, right?

And good thing there's no scary Open Source or weird "plug-ins" to worry about, 'cause that would just be so insanely complicated nobody would ever figure out how to use it if it had that!

stinkingpig
2006-04-01, 12:18
Dan Sully wrote:
> Slim Devices is pleased to announce the immediate availablity of
> K.R.O.N.O.S., the whole house temporal tracking system system!
>
> More information can be found in the press release:
>
> http://www.slimdevices.com/au_press_kronos.html
>
> Order now! Operators are standing by!
>
> - The Slim Devices Team
>
>
>
I do hope that extra coax connector on the left is where I plug it into
the TV so I can play Pong with the K.N.O.B. ...

--
Jack at Monkeynoodle dot Org: It's a Scientific Venture...
Riding the Emergency Third Rail Power Trip Since 1996

Siduhe
2006-04-01, 12:26
Dan Sully wrote:
> Slim Devices is pleased to announce the immediate availablity of
> K.R.O.N.O.S., the whole house temporal tracking system system!
>
> More information can be found in the press release:
>
> http://www.slimdevices.com/au_press_kronos.html
>
> Order now! Operators are standing by!
>
> - The Slim Devices Team
>
>
>
I do hope that extra coax connector on the left is where I plug it into
the TV so I can play Pong with the K.N.O.B. ...

--
Jack at Monkeynoodle dot Org: It's a Scientific Venture...
Riding the Emergency Third Rail Power Trip Since 1996

Not forgetting the $499 for the upgraded plutonium power supply...

snarlydwarf
2006-04-01, 12:30
BONUS! I'll wear one on each wrist, one on each ankle and one on each thigh.

I'll be in shape and I'll know what time it is.

I think you should stop at 4, for the K.R.O.N.O.S. Quartet.

mrtaber
2006-04-01, 12:59
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! I needed a good belly laugh today, and that was it! Thanks

Mark :-D

bigjules
2006-04-01, 16:05
The display looks a bit small.. can I get a bigger version to wear around my chest? One that gives me a zap every 5 minutes or so.. Make sure I stay awake at work.

mrfantasy
2006-04-01, 16:15
Since the battery life is so low, will the thing support an external power connection? That way I can just get a long extension cord and drag it around the house.

Of course, I would only use a linear power supply.

Victor Brilon
2006-04-01, 16:27
Extension cord? Dude, you're like so out of touch with technology....
What you want is one of these bad boys attached to the K.R.O.N.O.S:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/wec.shtml

Hmm...now how to convert those into a linear power supply to avoid
those nasty wireless fluctuations in power?

Victor

On Apr 1, 2006, at 5:15 PM, mrfantasy wrote:

>
> Since the battery life is so low, will the thing support an external
> power connection? That way I can just get a long extension cord and
> drag it around the house.
>
> Of course, I would only use a linear power supply.
>
>
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> mrfantasy
>
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mrfantasy
2006-04-01, 16:48
That's good. In other news, I finally have an avatar!


Extension cord? Dude, you're like so out of touch with technology....
What you want is one of these bad boys attached to the K.R.O.N.O.S:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/wec.shtml

Hmm...now how to convert those into a linear power supply to avoid
those nasty wireless fluctuations in power?

Victor

On Apr 1, 2006, at 5:15 PM, mrfantasy wrote:

>
> Since the battery life is so low, will the thing support an external
> power connection? That way I can just get a long extension cord and
> drag it around the house.
>
> Of course, I would only use a linear power supply.
>
>
> --
> mrfantasy
>
> --Mike
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
> --
> mrfantasy's Profile: http://forums.slimdevices.com/member.php?
> userid=1127
> View this thread: http://forums.slimdevices.com/showthread.php?t=22645
>
>

fairyliquidizer
2006-04-02, 04:14
does the $100 off when you buy two offer apply?

Is it true that Roku will be bringing out an iWatch which will use your server software to produce a less reliable service on a more cylindrical device?

Fairy

Michaelwagner
2006-04-02, 08:03
does the $100 off when you buy two offer apply?
Yes. This month only, renewed every month.