101 Reasons why Squeezebox......

[EasilyConfused]

....is NOT like your woman.

I'll start us off....

1. I can control 100% of what I hear.
2. I like 100% of what I hear.
3. SB looks gorgeous in the morning.
4. SB enjoys being plugged into the mains
5.......??

[funkstar]

5. I have one (actually i have two)

[GoCubs]

6. I can turn it off and enjoy silence.

[haunyack]

7. Well defined top end along with a solid bottom.

;-)

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[konut]

8. It doesn't reqire ever increasing amounts of cash to keep it working right.

[EasilyConfused]

9. SB communicates well with my friends.
10. When SB has a problem,I enjoy sorting it out.
11. SB never gets confused by simple instructions
12. SB never has a 'headache'.

[beernutz]

#. My Squeezebox won't mind if I bring another one home.

[4mula1]

14. My friends like my Squeezebox...

[Skunk]

15. It doesn't get on http://forums.slimdevices.com to see if skunk is logged on, so it can call and ask 'why haven't you left for work yet', or 'why aren't you emailing with me, skunk?'. That'll be the last time I ever divulge a moniker. Live and learn I suppose.
[true story]

[Kyle]

16. When my SB is wired, it's more reliable.