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EasilyConfused
2007-04-01, 03:48
....is NOT like your woman.

I'll start us off....

1. I can control 100% of what I hear.
2. I like 100% of what I hear.
3. SB looks gorgeous in the morning.
4. SB enjoys being plugged into the mains
5.......??
funkstar
2007-04-01, 13:19
5. I have one (actually i have two)
GoCubs
2007-04-01, 14:38
6. I can turn it off and enjoy silence.
haunyack
2007-04-01, 15:57
7. Well defined top end along with a solid bottom.

;-)

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konut
2007-04-01, 22:09
8. It doesn't reqire ever increasing amounts of cash to keep it working right.
EasilyConfused
2007-04-02, 05:12
9. SB communicates well with my friends.
10. When SB has a problem,I enjoy sorting it out.
11. SB never gets confused by simple instructions
12. SB never has a 'headache'.
beernutz
2007-04-02, 12:56
#. My Squeezebox won't mind if I bring another one home.
4mula1
2007-04-05, 11:16
14. My friends like my Squeezebox...
Skunk
2007-04-05, 12:02
15. It doesn't get on http://forums.slimdevices.com to see if skunk is logged on, so it can call and ask 'why haven't you left for work yet', or 'why aren't you emailing with me, skunk?'. That'll be the last time I ever divulge a moniker. Live and learn I suppose.
[true story]
Kyle
2007-04-05, 12:36
16. When my SB is wired, it's more reliable.
Rich2211
2007-04-17, 19:10
17.When sound comes out of my Squeezebox, I actually listen.
coldslabs
2007-04-17, 21:29
18. I want its antenna to get the best reception possible.
shadowboxer
2007-04-18, 15:34
19. When I play with my remote, SB doesn't get jealous


:-/
drewe181
2007-04-26, 22:02
20. i don't have any problems turning my squeezebox on
21. my squeezebox doesn't like Law & Order
22. my wife gives me a headache at low volume levels
23. my squeezebox can sit in the corner and shut up
Sir G
2007-04-27, 08:51
24. I can have one in the kitchen and one in the bedroom at the same time
25. I actually turn it OFF at night
drewe181
2007-06-01, 01:54
26. my squeezebox likes having plugs stuck in it's rear holes
Keith
2007-06-01, 07:32
27: It doesn't mind been woken up when I come in from a late night out.
Phil Leigh
2007-06-07, 10:52
My SB TELLS ME it is "Now playing"...
peejay
2007-06-28, 21:42
- My SB3 sits quietly until I command it to make any noise.
- I have complete control over what my SB3 thinks are it's 'favourites'
Yesfan70
2007-07-31, 20:17
It doesn't have to come up with another stupid reason to buy another pair of shoes.
Fifer
2007-08-01, 05:41
It's slim.





(Cheap shot, she's slim too).
Sona
2007-08-07, 12:42
101 reasons why my SB is not like my man

1. It's always hard.
Ian_F
2007-08-07, 14:50
101 reasons why my SB is not like my man

1. It's always hard.

Ooooo, fighting talk!

OK Sona, here's another one to add to your list.

2. It can perform for hours without flagging.

Hey, that's given me an idea for another thread "101 reasons why a man is like his SB"

1. See 2. above.
Kyle
2007-08-08, 11:39
I've never seen my wife waiting for an IP address.
vrobin
2007-08-08, 16:10
My squeezebox sometimes gives me a hard on. (so weird;) )
Skunk
2007-08-17, 19:45
My squeezebox sometimes gives me a hard on. (so weird;) )

Can we get a crude drawing as well, like on the bathroom stall?

I'll add:
37. Squeezebox is Under My Thumb.
38. The girlfriend and I are always in sync.
Siduhe
2007-08-17, 20:39
Please god, let this thread die...said my piece on it before, won't bore you all again.
peejay
2007-08-17, 20:56
Please god, let this thread die...said my piece on it before, won't bore you all again.

I'll second that...
haunyack
2007-08-17, 21:17
I'll second that...

Come on...

This is an open forum.
Have you ever considered newcomers who might enjoy an opportunity to express some humor in this thread.
God knows humor lacks elsewhere else in this forum.

All you self-serving contributors (you know who you are) relax and go somewhere else for a moment while others have some fun.

Beers & Cheers!
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Siduhe
2007-08-17, 22:21
Fair point - I'm all for humour. However, as I mentioned previously, I think some of the contributions to this particular thread are in poor taste, and hardly welcoming to any potential female contributors (who are few and far between).

Not hobby horsing, just a bit of a wish...
peejay
2007-08-18, 00:27
Ouch! I hope all the self-serving contributors are listening...they're getting some advice here, and it's free...;-)
Skunk
2007-08-18, 00:55
Please god, let this thread die...said my piece on it before, won't bore you all again.

Sorry about the bump. Natural decay takes awhile in this particular forum, so my goal was to kick start some non-derogatory comparisons. Sudden death would be good too though.